District section number 1-1000, yeah right?

It’s come to my attention recently although the quality of games and films are getting better; the names are not. I saw District 9 yesterday and although I nearly creamed my pants upon witnessing the awesomeness, a friend suggested that the sequel may be called district 10! This angered me because I don’t like Rocky films…. especially Rocky 456,549,129. Numbered sequels suck arse! It’s also is completely unoriginal, boring and lacks imagination/excitement. I know why they do it for branding and the like, but what if Lord of the rings was just 1, 2 and 3?

Then upon this I started thinking about names of things within films, districts and sections and have come up with a compendium of all sections and districts just so you can see where they stand….

Section 1

http://www.section1athletics.org/

So we start with an athletics group (secretly training for later sections?)

Then we go to national security all the way up at;

Section 4

The UK border agency… and you thought nation security would be interesting didn’t you?

Section 5

Section 5 is erm……how to explain?….. A bunch of retards with drums?

http://www.section5.org.uk/

Hmm, they look interesting?

Hmm, they look interesting?

Section 7

Now this is the secret sections from here on in…. transformers enlightened us as to a section 7 who no-one knows about and therefore would be totally pointless as they have no jurisdiction over anybody….

Section 8

Well apart from being  the term Section 8, that refers to a category of discharge from the United States military for reason of being mentally unfit for service. It also came to mean any serviceperson given such a discharge or behaving as if deserving such a discharge. It’s also ironically a game made by timegate. Wonder if you’re going to be discharged from the game for “sexual perversion”

doesnt look like every other space game at all does it? halo/district 9?

doesnt look like every other space game at all does it? halo/district 9?Section 9

Section 9 is a swimming club…nuff said…. http://www.section9swim.com/

Hmmm not actually as many film/game related ones…. how about districts? (p.s. please add some if you know of anymore/any better?)

District 9

District 9 is obviously the film, what an awesome one too….

Awesome film, watch it

Awesome film, watch it

District 10

Sounds like it could be a goer, waiting to be confirmed though…

District 13

Originally a French film it’s about a closed off ghetto in France in the near future, it gets out of hand and naturally the world’s best FreeRunner/parkour dude has to be sent in to save the district from a nuke. An awesome film and some of the best stunts I’ve seen to date…. worth watching

District 14

Obviously another maybe sequel but this one’s a very small maybe purely as France never really hits the big time with films annoyingly as I’d love to see another.

Hmm now I know I thought I’d turn up more, but I’m sure there’s millions of sections and districts I’m missing, I’m only googling after all. So Please hit me with suggestions and shit

Published in: on September 26, 2009 at 3:20 pm  Leave a Comment  
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Ken block again

Major lols, just a little piss take I thinks, but brillient all the same

Published in: on September 25, 2009 at 11:59 am  Leave a Comment  
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a feel good post….tupac aint dead!

after being on holiday for a few weeks I feel pritty relaxed and good spirited and nothing can ruin my mood not my mother, not ryan air on the way home, not the extremely high priced drink and ciggerettes (which ive given up anyways so that one doesnt matter)(but it  still annoys me…)

so with this good mood a bunch of guys singing has again made me smile with glee and possibly made me want to see Kazakhstan and its people.

Published in: on September 15, 2009 at 1:31 am  Leave a Comment  
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